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-If you guys wouldn’t mind, I would just like to write out my weekly Thank You Notes right now. Is that cool with you guys? [ Cheers and applause ] You guys are the best. You guys are much better than Thursday’s audience.
[ Laughter ] James — [ Laughter continues ] James, can I get some Thank You Note-writing music, please? [ Soft piano playing ] -Wow. -He wore that on Thursday. -Yeah. -We wore the same outfit on Thursday. -Why would he wear the same outfit on Thursday? Is he on a budget? [ Laughter ] A little Easter egg for you. [ Soft piano playing ] -Thank you, Omarosa, for claiming that President Trump drinks at least eight cans of Diet Coke a day, which raises the question, just how many is Rudy Guiliani drinking? [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] [ Soft piano playing ] Thank you, champagne corks, for letting me kick off every celebration by risking the lives of everyone around me. [ Cheers and applause ] -My eye! [ Applause ] [ Soft piano playing ] -Thank you, Pillsbury Doughboy, for being the only time I trust a guy with my food who is totally nude from the neck down. [ Applause ] -Poke him. Go ahead, poke him. [ Giggling ] -Why is your voice so deep? -Poke me. -What? -Poke me. -Stop saying it like that. -Just poke me! -Stop saying it like that! -Got buns in my oven. -I want a cute — -[ Giggling ] -I didn’t even poke you. -Yeah. [ Laughter ] [ Soft piano playing ] -Thank you, traffic circles. I’m going to be honest, I have no clue how you work, so I’m just going to keep driving and hope for the best. It’s like, I don’t know — [ Applause ] Don’t hit me, don’t hit me, don’t hit me, don’t hit me, don’t hit me, don’t hit me. [ Soft piano playing ] Thank you, bug spray, for sort of keeping bugs away and definitely keeping humans away, because I smell like a chemical explosion. [ Applause ] [ Soft piano playing ] Thank you, people who shop for gifts at the airport. It’s nice to know you thought of me somewhere between the TSA line and Chili’s 2. [ Applause ] [ Soft piano playing ] Thank you, phone chargers, for being available in two lengths,: 6 inches too short or 40 feet too long. It’s like, come on. [ Applause ] Coffee table! Come on, figure it out, folks. -Is that’s the last one? -What’s that? [ Laughter ] -Is that the last Thank You Note? -That is the last for tonight, yeah. -[ Laughs ] -It’s the last. -That’s the last one for tonight, all right. I just wanted to know. Wanted to make sure. Didn’t want to rush you. Yeah, -don’t rush me. I appreciate it. -Just wanted to make sure you had plenty of time. Just so you’d enjoy yourself. [ Laughter ] -So you want me to enjoy myself? -I just wanted to make sure that you — you know, ’cause they’re emotional. They’re from you. And you write them as we speak. -Guys, this is the final Thank You Note.
[ Audience awws ] The final Thank You Note ♪♪ The final Thank You Note, I will write it here ♪♪ ♪♪ I’ll lick it there ♪♪ ♪♪ I’ll send it anywhere ♪♪ ♪♪ Because I care ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] Just kidding. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ I still ♪♪ ♪♪ Care ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪♪ ♪♪ Oh, whoa ♪♪ -♪♪ Still care ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] Whoo! [ Soft piano playing ] -Thank you, accidentally trying to twist open a bottle that isn’t twist-off. It’s okay, I didn’t need that finger-skin anyway. There you are, everybody. Those are my Thank You Notes!.